Friday, February 23, 2007

Obsession with Slimness

"I Need To Slim Down"
"I'm Too Fat"
"I Must Lose Weight"

Sounds familiar? I said the same something along that line and I was literally shouted down by loads of people. This obsession with keeping thin is not an uncommon syndrome, believe me. A lot of people worship this mantra and it is forever on their lips however, like most mantras - we are paying only lip-service to it. NATO (No Action, Talk Only).

Some of the interesting dieting programmes:
  • Eat only vegetables and no meat. This diet only applies on working days. No dieting on public holidays or weekends.
  • Diet before CNY to lose weight and eat as normal during CNY
Dieting programmes only work if one combines it with exercise and discipline to keep off fatty foods (Jojo definitely cannot be on a diet after the porky meal).

My toning mantra:
  • Less Carbs
  • Less Fats
  • Less Sugar
  • Jog on Alternate Days
  • 200 Crunches on Alternate Days
Does it work? YES! It does. Don't believe me...try it out for 2 months without eating more but cut half of what one normally eats and TRusT me! This thing really works.

Hoey Theen

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i dunno missy, getting the butt out there every other day takes a lot of discipline. and 200 crunches??!!? are u kdding? pain sets in at 12! =P

The Loos said...

trust me...the real pain starts the next day when you try to laugh or eat

Anonymous said...

remind me again, why is this necessary?

The Loos said...

To ensure that gravity doesn't take control over the tummy